turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

meanplastic:

Austin Mahone > Michael Jackson

Austin Mahone > The Beatles

Austin Mahone > John Lennon

lms if you agree

ignore if you worship satan and you want to have a really painful death

basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

(Source: basedgosh)

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying